Heidi Mad Lib
Heidi Montag: The minute we said our (PLURAL NOUN) I couldn’t stop (ADVERB).
Heidi Montag: I want, like, (NUMBER). Maybe I’ll (VERB) 10. I want to have my own (NOUN) like Mother Teresa.
Heidi Montag: God knows the truth in all of this, and at the end of the day, that is the only thing that matters. Jesus was (VERB), and I’m going to get (REPEAT VERB), ya know?
Heidi Montag: I have been the most (ADJECTIVE) person since I was 2 years old. I always felt this crazy connection to (NOUN).
Heidi Montag: The truth is, I have no (NOUN). I think (PROPER NOUN) is a great (NOUN) and I am not that kind of (REPEAT NOUN) – I don’t hate (NOUN). I don’t have feelings like that. I’m on a higher path.
Heidi Montag: It’s kind of like a (NOUN) off my (NOUN).
Heidi Montag: Honey, I’m (NOUN).
3Spencer Pratt: Oh, my favorite (NOUN) of the (NOUN)!
Heidi Montag: I’m actually a (NOUN)-free person.
Heidi Montag: I like to (VERB) a couple (PLURAL NOUN) at once. I was reading the Princess Diana (NOUN). Right now I’m also (ADVERB) the Bible, beginning to end. I’m very (ADJECTIVE). That’s how I’ve gotten to where I am.
Heidi Montag: I am (ADJECTIVE). I do have a (ADJECTIVE) time. I have a good (NOUN). I’m not all jokes. I’m a pretty (ADJECTIVE) person sometimes. I’m very very hardworking. I’m very (ADJECTIVE).
Heidi Montag: You’re not (VERB) to my (NOUN).
Heidi Montag: It’s like (NOUN) that you don’t (VERB) with your friends’ (NOUN) or past (NOUN).
Heidi Montag: I think the (NOUN) is ready for the next (NOUN) star and I’m ready to be the next (NOUN) galaxy, so here we go.
Heidi Montag: I’m (VERB) a (NOUN) right now. It’s very (ADJECTIVE). It’s Bourne-meets-(PROPER NOUN). I would love to be an (NOUN/ADJECTIVE) star.
Heidi Montag: I’m very (ADJECTIVE) about (VERB)-ing people now – my (NOUN) is very (ADJECTIVE).